Is Ross Pollard another BBC reporter that can’t spell?

A previous post on the BBC by Simon Spark shows the same sloppy abuse of English, that is becoming the norm, not the exception in the BBC’s output.

Simon Spark can’t spell either

Add this to the endless half-quoted sections of text, and the impression is of a group of snotty-nosed schoolkids deluded into thinking they are journalists.
That there is plainly no Editor over-viewing this slop, makes it easy to understand how the BBC ends up being sued. That the miss-spelled word is single-quoted is laughable – it should have been struck-through.

Cutting Edge Quantum Bullshit – The BBC

Hi,

Big headline on BBC:

Cutting Edge Quantum Bullshit

King’s College team wins access to cutting-edge Google quantum chip

I quote from the article:

Quantum computers can in theory solve problems which the most powerful conventional computers cannot.

Google says Willow can solve a theoretical problem in five minutes which would take the world’s current fastest super computers 10 septillion – or 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 – years to complete.

King’s lead for the project Dr Eleanor Crane said its use of Willow would “light a torch” for research to answer questions about the most important natural processes.

It would be useful if society could understand how plants transform sunlight into energy,
find materials which transport electricity quickly, or how molecules bind to each other
,”
said Crane, who will co-lead the research team alongside Dr Alexander Schuckert from ENS Paris.

My Comment:

‘Google’ is a company. As such it is inanimate, and cannot speak.
So no-one we can ask as to how such outrageous bullshit can be justified.

Dr. Eleanor Crane should keep her mouth shut about lighting torches if she is unaware that light IS ENERGY Perhaps she needs to read up the standard definition on photo-synthesis:

Photosynthesis is a system of biological processes by which photo-pigment bearing autotrophic organism, such as most plants, algae and cyanobacteria, convert light energy – typically from sunlight into the chemical energy necessary to fuel their metabolism.

As for finding materials which ‘transport electricity quickly’, does she actually understand what an electric current is? Is she an adherent of the idea that a potential difference between one end of a wire and another, is due to the transportation of a single electron, from one atom to an adjacent atom and so on, until the other end of the wire is reached? Does she understand the affect of valence bands?

As for molecular binding. An understanding of this is old hat. “Molecular binding is an attractive interaction between two molecules that results in a stable association in which the molecules are in close proximity to each other. It is formed when atoms or molecules bind together by sharing of electrons. It often, but not always, involves some chemical bonding,”

Is this a piss-take BBC? Did Chris Vallance actually believe anything that was written here?

There is a clue BBC. The clue is the word ‘theoretical’ which I underlined above.

Something is theoretical when it is based on ideas, concepts, and abstract principles rather than on practical application, empirical observation, or real-world experimentation. It exists in the realm of theory or speculation.

Goblins and Gremlins – What a surprise!

OpenAI tells ChatGPT models to stop talking about goblins

No surprise to me. ‘Intelligence’ is defined as the capacity of the mind to acquire and apply knowledge and skills. There are other definitions one such by the secret service and the military is the information acquired by torturing someone. How reliable is that?

The LLM’s used by these systems are formed from all of the crap existing on the Web, put there by Joe and Jane Public. Some of it, a very small proportion, is useful. Most is simply rubbish. I don’t use ‘Social Media’ it is distinctly anti-social. At the head of this mountain of crap is ‘Truth Social’ scribbled by the King of foul wind, Donald Trump. It contains no truth, and is distinctly anti-social.

A polite term for so-called ‘artificial intelligence’ is BOS – politely, a ‘Book of Stupidity’, but my favourite, a ‘Bag of Shit’.

Lloyds Bank Unpredictable Errors?

Lloyds Bank IT ‘glitch’

A quote from the above: Modern banking methods mean we can now perform a variety of tasks on our phones in a matter of seconds, and almost anywhere,” said Dame Meg.

“What this incident brings into focus is the fact that there is a trade-off.”

She said interacting with banks online more means consumers “place our faith
in technology which can suffer unpredictable errors” – adding it was important this was made clear to customers.

I take particular exception to the description ‘unpredictable errors’. These errors are predictable, and are the result of sloppy design and implementation of the facilities provided. As such, the bank should be prosecuted for their illegal display of private information to those other than the rightful person.

Instead a sloppy wringing of hands, and piddling amounts of ‘goodwill payments’ are trotted out. Put this alongside all of the branch closures and what are customers left with? If Nationwide is any example for online help,the banking systems is making a rapid descent into complete chaos.
It is impossible to ‘chat’ with a real person. Instead a ‘bot’ is thrust at you, and is about as capable of dealing with your problem as a wooden puppet. Where I was dragged up, a ‘bot’ is another name for an arse – rather apt I thought, capable of one task only, that of expelling excrement.

There is one common factor driving this nonsense – money. Let’s see how many tasks we can derogate to save cash. How many folks we can get rid of. Skip testing our systems, let the users find the faults for us.

The Treasury Select Committee need some informed members on it, or consultants that know what is taking place. Philosophy, Politics and Economics, plus a spat as a journalist does not qualify a person to make remarks on the effects of sloppy software design and implementation.
Having said that, I agree that customers should be warned about what they are using. Can I suggest ‘This Application May Seriously Damage Your Confidence In Online Banking.‘ I had in mind a more pithy quote, but will leave that for another day.

I love You! Yes. Maybe you do, but let’s stick to the script..

From the BBC post Inappropriate AI Bullshit

Gabbo contains a voice-activated AI chatbot from OpenAI. It has been designed to encourage pre-schoolers to talk to it and carry out imaginative play.

What intelligent parent let’s loose a bag of shit like OpenAI on their five-year old?

Another quote: ‘When one five-year-old said, “I love you,” to the toy, it replied: “As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed.”‘

Apparently Gabbo doesn’t come with instructions to destroy it after removing the packaging..

The Blurred Horizon Post Office Project

Fujitsu looked at the UK National Lottery and saw a cash cow, so bought ICL.
I’m not in the business but know a good deal when I see it. So apparently did Fujitsu.
ICL had a longish history when that deal was done, that goes back to the days of punched cards to program a computer. Good stuff in it’s day.

There had been one previous abortive effort to modernise the Post Offices 19th century rubber stamp business practices, and I can’t comment further on that.

After a short contract with the Midland Bank I attended an interview and was awarded the post of Technical Design Authority (TDA) for the Post office project at ICL Pathway in Feltham.
The existing ‘design’ documents amounted to no more than ‘wordy’ wish lists. The authors, some of whom I met, were familiar with client-server technology and damn-all else. My conclusion, a collection of ICL dinosaurs, that should have been extinct fifteen years before.
The coding team were mostly Visual Basic ‘programmers’, sporting MCP badges. (Microsoft Certified Professional) Experience with them demonstrated that they couldn’t have programmed their way to escape from a paper bag.
There were two teams that were exemplary, that of Configuration Management, and the Security Team.
The pilot scheme was running and there were a large number of problems, I asked Configuration Management for access to their ‘fault’ stack and gave advice on fixes. One idiot in the coding team had specified the name of the Post Office printer, rather than using the default. A replacement printer didn’t work. The fundamental issue was communications with the Post offices The software was proprietary, and I was disallowed from reviewing it. A visit to the manager of this debacle and my statement to him that my title of TDA was a stupid joke, was dismissed. I did not renew my contract.

Previously I cooperated with Epson on the development of the FORTH programming language on their laptop. This was with Japanese engineers.I could not fault their knowledge or co-operation.
It grieves me that it is always Fujitsu’s name that is constantly mentioned. The only mistake they made was buying ICL, and the bunch of no-hopers that worked for it.

Deep in your DNA, you know?

Take a look at this: AI sparks creativity

Apparently ‘We are programmed deep in our DNA to be comforted by the authority and the reliability of big brand names, and that applies more than ever to the names of big writers.’

These are the words of the chief executive officer of Bloomsbury Mr.Nigel Newton.
Well Nigel, in my recollection DNA is a molecule carrying genetic instructions for an organism’s development, functioning, and reproduction. There is more, much more but it has eff all to do with comfort about any authority, including names of big writers. (Are these writers oversized Nigel?)
Go home and play with your teddy bear Nigel.

Google Translate – Beware Of The Holier Than Thou AI

Hi Google.
A recent translation of ‘bag of shit’ into Portuguese was ‘translated’ into ‘pagina horrivel’.
While I might agree that a bag of shit is unpleasant, it isn’t a ‘horrible page’.
If this is an example of what we have to put up with from your adoption of AI – another misrepresentation, you can stick your translation service up your rectum – yes I can be offensive without using anglo-saxon.

What price a game of Cricket?

Qual o preço de um jogo de críquete?

M4011M-1402

Take a school, All Saints in Gateshead UK (Now gone thankfully)
Take a so-called game of Cricket, a stupid teacher batting, and a group of unprotected small boys fielding.
A visit to hospital, x-rays, a broken cheekbone a near loss of an eye.
No-one held to account, no action by parents NAFF ALL.

Imagine uma escola, a All Saints em Gateshead, no Reino Unido (que felizmente já não existe).
Imaginem um suposto jogo de críquete, um professor incompetente a rebater e um grupo de rapazes desprotegidos a defender.

Uma visita ao hospital, radiografias, uma fratura no osso da face, quase perda de um olho.
Ninguém foi responsabilizado, nenhuma ação por parte dos pais. NADA DE REGRESSO.