Lloyds Bank Unpredictable Errors?

Lloyds Bank IT ‘glitch’

A quote from the above: Modern banking methods mean we can now perform a variety of tasks on our phones in a matter of seconds, and almost anywhere,” said Dame Meg.

“What this incident brings into focus is the fact that there is a trade-off.”

She said interacting with banks online more means consumers “place our faith
in technology which can suffer unpredictable errors” – adding it was important this was made clear to customers.

I take particular exception to the description ‘unpredictable errors’. These errors are predictable, and are the result of sloppy design and implementation of the facilities provided. As such, the bank should be prosecuted for their illegal display of private information to those other than the rightful person.

Instead a sloppy wringing of hands, and piddling amounts of ‘goodwill payments’ are trotted out. Put this alongside all of the branch closures and what are customers left with? If Nationwide is any example for online help,the banking systems is making a rapid descent into complete chaos.
It is impossible to ‘chat’ with a real person. Instead a ‘bot’ is thrust at you, and is about as capable of dealing with your problem as a wooden puppet. Where I was dragged up, a ‘bot’ is another name for an arse – rather apt I thought, capable of one task only, that of expelling excrement.

There is one common factor driving this nonsense – money. Let’s see how many tasks we can derogate to save cash. How many folks we can get rid of. Skip testing our systems, let the users find the faults for us.

The Treasury Select Committee need some informed members on it, or consultants that know what is taking place. Philosophy, Politics and Economics, plus a spat as a journalist does not qualify a person to make remarks on the effects of sloppy software design and implementation.
Having said that, I agree that customers should be warned about what they are using. Can I suggest ‘This Application May Seriously Damage Your Confidence In Online Banking.‘ I had in mind a more pithy quote, but will leave that for another day.

I love You! Yes. Maybe you do, but let’s stick to the script..

From the BBC post Inappropriate AI Bullshit

Gabbo contains a voice-activated AI chatbot from OpenAI. It has been designed to encourage pre-schoolers to talk to it and carry out imaginative play.

What intelligent parent let’s loose a bag of shit like OpenAI on their five-year old?

Another quote: ‘When one five-year-old said, “I love you,” to the toy, it replied: “As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed.”‘

Apparently Gabbo doesn’t come with instructions to destroy it after removing the packaging..

Google Translate – Beware Of The Holier Than Thou AI

Hi Google.
A recent translation of ‘bag of shit’ into Portuguese was ‘translated’ into ‘pagina horrivel’.
While I might agree that a bag of shit is unpleasant, it isn’t a ‘horrible page’.
If this is an example of what we have to put up with from your adoption of AI – another misrepresentation, you can stick your translation service up your rectum – yes I can be offensive without using anglo-saxon.

The Scraped Crap Leading The Blind

Take a look at this: Crisp packet gun
Yes, there will be more. It ain’t intelligent – it’s a bag of shit. What is intelligent about relying on an image recognition system that can’t distinguish the difference between a gun and a packet of crisps?

The idiots that mandate installion of this crap, should be penalised heavily. Saying ‘Sorry’ should be a million dollar fine.

Cheesecake Verdict – The Ants Have It

Veredicto do Cheesecake – As Formigas Estão Comigo

Há dois dias, eu e a minha namorada provámos um cheesecake que comprei no LIDL. A cobertura era pelo menos comestível, mas infelizmente não consigo descrever o que eu e ela sentimos em relação à base sem usar alguns palavrões. Digamos que parece o que era: achatado. Coloquei o restante cheesecake no exterior, para perguntar às formigas o que achavam. Concordaram exatamente com a nossa opinião. A cobertura foi consumida, a base cuidadosamente ignorada.

[English]
Two days ago my girlfriend and I sampled a cheesecake I bought in LIDL. The topping was at least edible, unfortunately I can’t describe what her and I felt about the base, without using some profanity. Let’s just say it looks like what it was – flattened. I placed the remainder outside, to ask the ants what they thought about it. They concurred with our thoughts precisely. The topping was consumed, the base studiously ignored.

1938 Chamberlain & Hitler; 2025 Trump & Putin

Who said ‘History repeats itself’? – Give that man top prize.

Update: 16th August 2025
As is usual with Mr. Trump, lot’s of gas, but nothing gained.
Mr. Trump is consistently big on promises, but pathetically little on delivering them.
As my Pa used to say: ‘His promises are like pie-crust, easily broken.’
I guess that makes him ‘The Pie-crust President’.

The following link leads to a short observation by Anthony Zurcher, he says it all for me.
So much hot air

Later today, Ivo Daalder, former US NATO representative has said ‘No one in Europe today trusts Donald Trump’s US to defend them if they were attacked, and no-one in Ukraine is going to believe that unless and until they are the member of the one organisation that exists explicitly for that purpose.’ (Credit BBC News)

My suspicions regarding ‘Deal-maker Donald’, are that he and Putin are quite happy to carve up the world between them. His gloating tweets about all of the lovely NATO cheques crediting the US, from Europe for arms to help Ukraine are sick-making. Neither he, nor Putin want Ukraine in NATO, Donald because it’s a good deal better (more money for US) than supporting a Ukraine in NATO, and Putin ‘Vlad the Cad’, because he’s a fascist dictator, not unlike Hitler.

Here’s what Vitaly Shevchenko (BBC Anchorage) has to say: Putin is a happy man

In 1938 at Munich, Chamberlain got an international agreement that Hitler should have the Sudetenland in exchange for Germany making no further demands for land in Europe.
Chamberlain said it was ‘Peace for our time’.
Hitler said he had ‘No more territorial demands to make in Europe.’
On 1 October German troops occupied the Sudetenland:
Hitler had got what he wanted without firing a shot. What came after was truly dreadful. Millions died.

Quote from BBC News:
Trump had signalled that Ukraine might have to cede territory in order to end the war, which began with Russia’s full-scale invasion of its neighbour in February 2022.

Trump said at the White House on Friday:
You’re looking at territory that’s been fought over for three and a half years, a lot of Russians have died. A lot of Ukrainians have died.”

“It’s very complicated. We’re going to get some back, we’re going to get some switched.
There will be some swapping of territories, to the betterment of both
.”

The US president did not provide further details of what that proposal would look like.

Well Donald, it may seem complicated to you, but other’s, particularly in Europe, will see the stark reality of you rewarding Putin for his illegal acts of land grab, and the wanton slaughter of Ukrainian citizens.

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Thanks for Nothing Expatica, and Goodnight

Hi. Did a foray, in my search for a soulmate, as neither myself nor Mr/Mrs Snail, has had much luck lately.
This is a recent attempt with Expatica. Maybe my words are too long for the AI ‘inspector’ to understand?

Click on the image to see it correctly in your browser.
The error message reads:
Error: description not submitted. Please edit your description and resubmit for approval

My ‘description’ reads: “Hi, Despite the vagaries of age, I’m fit and well. Fun-loving and a little naughty.”

My answer to Expatica. “On your bike, and take your AI rubbish with you.

Turn Our World Into A Garbage Heap – Transformar o nosso mundo num monte de lixo

The following link indicates the trajectory that is sadly followed by big business and useless politicians.
El siguiente enlace indica la trayectoria que tristemente siguen las grandes empresas y los políticos inútiles.
Right To Repair Europe
Direito de Reparar a Europa

The endless flow of ‘Designed To Fail’ shit from China is my concern. An example being the multi-outlet mains block. Complete with input mains lead, and fitted with a switch.
Generally the casings are made of cheap plastic, and in two parts top and bottom RIVETED TOGETHER.
Attempts to remove the rivets usually destroys the case. There is simply no excuse for this, self-tapping screws could be used. Of course, that would mean folks repairing faults would be possible, thus negating discard of the product and purchase of a new one.
The Certificate of conformity should confirm that the item is repairable using readily available tools.
Claptrap about protective measures ensuring customer safety are nonsense. Anyone messing about with mains power should understand the hazards involved.

Singling out each individual product for legislative action is simply ‘jobs for the boys’. Right to repair should include every item in use by the public.
Chancers that think they know everything, can carry on tinkering at their own risk. Idiots that employ such individuals deserve everything they get.
Sample offer of help. “I can do that, have you got a screwdriver, and a pair of side-cutters?”

O fluxo interminável de merda do tipo “Desenhado para Fracassar” da China é a minha preocupação. Um exemplo é o bloco de alimentação com múltiplas tomadas. Completo com cabo de alimentação de entrada e equipado com um interruptor.
Geralmente, as carcaças são feitas de plástico barato e divididas em duas partes, superior e inferior, REBITADAS JUNTAS.
As tentativas de remover os rebites geralmente destroem a caixa. Simplesmente não há desculpa para isso, podem ser utilizados parafusos auto-atarraxantes. Claro que isto significaria que seria possível reparar as falhas, evitando assim o descarte do produto e a compra de um novo.
O Certificado de conformidade deve confirmar que o artigo pode ser reparado utilizando ferramentas facilmente disponíveis.
As conversas sobre medidas de proteção para garantir a segurança do cliente são um disparate. Qualquer pessoa que mexa com energia elétrica deve compreender os riscos envolvidos.

Selecionar cada produto individual para ação legislativa é simplesmente “trabalho para os rapazes”. O direito de reparação deve incluir todos os artigos em uso pelo público.
Os aventureiros que pensam que sabem tudo podem continuar a tentar por sua conta e risco. Os idiotas que empregam tais indivíduos merecem tudo o que recebem.
Exemplo de oferta de ajuda. “Eu consigo fazer isso. Tem uma chave de fendas e um alicate de corte lateral?”

SONOFF POW Mains Monitor

I’ll give my verdict first – a complete waste of time and money.
Yes, it’s a while since I purchased this thing and I’ve already referred to ‘Home Assistant’ – which if it was human, would have been dismissed forthwith.
So latterly I installed it. The first ‘hurdle’ is the so-called ‘User Manual’. I had to use a head-band magnifier to read it.
The 2nd ‘hurdle’ the connection diagram IS INCORRECT. Below a photo demonstrating both the almost unreadable text and the INCORRECT CONNECTION DIAGRAM. I’ve also laid an SD Card holder, to give an idea of scale.
Clicking on a photo DOES allow reading of the text due to the High-def pic taken with my old, but loved Agfa DC2030r 12 Megapixel camera.

Following this diagram will result in NO READINGS OTHER THAN ZERO.
Not surprising really, because the CT transformer needs to ENCLOSE ONLY ONE LEG OF THE MAINS SUPPLY, NOT TWO.
My photo below shows the CORRECT CONNECTION – only the ‘L’ leg of the supply going through the CT core.

On the left, is shown only the ‘L’ (Black in Portugal) leg of the mains connection inserted through the CT Transformer.

There are one or two conclusions that can be drawn from this experience.
NO-ONE has attempted to carry out the instructions provided. Primarily, because these are unreadable, and secondly it simply doesn’t work as stated.
This is so typical of the complete shit emanating from China.
Full of promise, complete failure to deliver.
‘Box-shifters’ like Robert Mauser here in Portugal, obviously trust the ‘CE’ given on these products, which are certified as such by the original supplier themselves. To me, ‘CE‘ inevitably signifies COMPLETE EXCREMENT.

And relax..

I can read the display, but I refuse to use the ‘Home Assistant’ crap. Instead I will use the device readings to calibrate my own design, which will be documented later in Tabuascasa