Hard up in Miranda do Corvo?

Yeah. I can understand that, so I’ve got a couple of ideas to help
you make your dinheiro go just that little bit further.

What you need is a public place, one frequented by passers-by on foot,
say in a public square; and set yourself up with a small bar.

What’s that you say? Not enough capital? No time for planning permission?
Nah! Forget that, I’ve got just the place for you. It has all you want, including clean running water the locals already like to drink.
In fact somewhere like this..

Your new bar site

Now all you need is a cheap awning, even cheaper beer, a loud sound system, and some extremely questionable hip-hop. Bingo!

Your bar

Whaddya fink?

P.S. Don’t forget my finder’s fee.